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Hymie and David owned a drugstore. Unfortunately it lit up in flames one night. David called Hymie to give him the news. He was distraught and asked Hymie to meet him at the store. Once there, David was pacing and screaming, (he had been taught well by his Jewish Mother)

"Hymie, Hymie, everything is lost! My life! Everything!"

Hymie stood stoically with his hands in his pockets.

David screamed, "Hymie, my God what will we do?"

Hymie stood there with his hands in his pockets.

David couldn't stand the silence and blurted out, "Hymie I am crazy! I am pulling the hair from my head and you stand there with your hands in your pockets!"

Hymie looked at David and replied, "David, does it matter from where you are pulling the hair?"