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A woman goes to a pet store, and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign that says: "Talking parrot, $20."

She asks the owner why such an exotic animal is only $20. The owner says, "Well, the parrot used to live in a house of prostitution, and I'm not sure what sort of things he might say."

The lady buys the parrot thinking it is worth the risk. She takes the parrot home, sets up his cage.

The parrot looks around and says, "New house, new madam." The lady laughs, then her daughter comes home.

The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl." The lady explains the story to her daughter and they both laugh.

The woman's husband comes home, and the parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl, hello Steve."