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Bill Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he sees "Bill Is A Bastard" written in piss.

He is so outraged he goes into the oval office and calls the CIA and FBI to tell them to find out who did this horrible thing to his garden.

So they go out and investigate and when they return they say, "Well Mr. President, we’ve got bad news and we’ve got worse news, which one would you like to hear first?"

And Bill says, "What’s the bad news?"

The agent replies, "It was Al Gore."

Aghast Bill yells, "That dirty no good son of a bitch!!! What’s the worse news?"

So the agent says, "It was Hillary’s handwriting..."