Top 5 Best Toilet Humor JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Toilet Humor Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.33 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.28 Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.26 An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.2 A young couple go for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Email Joke to as many as five friends |

