Top 5 Best Sports Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Sports Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.54
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
Current Rating: 3.2
Two boys were playing football in a Washington D.C. park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, he other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar & twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
Current Rating: 3.15
Steve Davis (former world snooker champ) is practicing in a side room before a big match when this snooker groupie walks in "Oooh" she says "I'm your biggest fan".
Current Rating: 3.14
On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting lineup. The coach asks, "What the heck did you bring that horse here for?"
Current Rating: 3.13
Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV.