Top 5 Best Sports Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Sports Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.44
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
Current Rating: 3.17
Two boys were playing football in a Washington D.C. park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, he other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar & twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
Current Rating: 3.15
Standing on the sidelines during a football game at my son's high school, I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the ground and didn't move. We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field.
Current Rating: 3.13
Monday nights, from August to December, when your power goes out its because the mass majority of women and some men are all using their vibrators at the same time.
Current Rating: 3.12
On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting lineup. The coach asks, "What the heck did you bring that horse here for?"