Top 5 Best Religious Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Religious Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.57
"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
Current Rating: 3.34
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
Current Rating: 3.3
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
Current Rating: 3.26
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.
Current Rating: 3.24
After a very long time, Paddy found himself going to confession. Once in the confessional he noticed one wall was a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.