Top 5 Best Religious Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Religious Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.58
"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
Current Rating: 3.34
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
Current Rating: 3.28
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
Current Rating: 3.27
Father O'Reilly is just finishing up a child's baptism when he notices a shady looking man come in and stand fidgeting near the confessional. After a delay, the man enters the confessional.
Current Rating: 3.25
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.