Top 5 Best Religious JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Religious Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 4 Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.58 A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 What was Jesus? Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.49 A Priest had been in confessions all day without a break. He really had to take a dump, and his bladder was about to burst because he hadn't been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he hated to leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then sped off in the direction of the bathroom. Email Joke to as many as five friends |
