Top 5 Best Puns
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Current Rating: 3.39
Two young women went into a furniture store and asked to be directed to the sofa department. The salesman who greeted them was a chauvinistic good ol' boy who knew that his chances of making a sale were always much better when dealing with a married couple. Still, he reluctantly began showing them the sofas, settees and love seats.
Current Rating: 3.25
Juan and Julio are illegally crossing the US border between Mexico and Arizona. Trudging through the desert sands, they are hungry and thirsty, hoping to find one of the many water stations set up for just such as they, when Julio comes to a sudden stop.
Current Rating: 3.19
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
Current Rating: 3.16
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.
Current Rating: 3.14
Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?