Top 5 Best Little Johnny Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Little Johnny Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.68
Little Johnny walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen she dress’s quickly and goes to find him.
Current Rating: 3.64
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
Current Rating: 3.63
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Current Rating: 3.62
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
Current Rating: 3.57
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.