Top 5 Best Little Johnny Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Little Johnny Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.68
Little Johnny walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen she dress’s quickly and goes to find him.
Current Rating: 3.58
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Current Rating: 3.56
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
Current Rating: 3.54
Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.
Current Rating: 3.51
Little Johnny came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.