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Current Rating: 4

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

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Current Rating: 4

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

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Current Rating: 3.19

Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?

A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

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Current Rating: 3.18

Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?

A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.

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Current Rating: 3.18

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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