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Top 5 Best Lawyer Riddles

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Current Rating: 4

Q: Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?

A: Because deep down they really are good people.

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Current Rating: 3.42

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

A: The caterer.

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Current Rating: 3.37

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: Take your foot off his head.

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Current Rating: 3.31

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?

A: The bucket

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Current Rating: 3.26

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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