Top 5 Best Lawyer Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Lawyer Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.59
A fella calls his lawyer's office on Monday morning and says "This is Mr. Murphy, let me talk to my lawyer."
Current Rating: 3.54
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, 'Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!'
Current Rating: 3.48
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.
Current Rating: 3.46
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
Current Rating: 3.44
Did you hear about the new parachutes designed especially for lawyers? They open automatically on impact!