Top 5 Best Lawyer Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Lawyer Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.59
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
Current Rating: 3.57
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $50.00 to spend the night with that woman."
Current Rating: 3.55
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
Current Rating: 3.54
A fella calls his lawyer's office on Monday morning and says "This is Mr. Murphy, let me talk to my lawyer."
Current Rating: 3.53
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, 'Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!'