Top 5 Best Golf Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Golf Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.32
A man playing golf one Saturday at a local golf course is surprised when an attractive woman not only wants to play golf with him but also beats him by four strokes. As a consolation to beating him, she offers him a blowjob in the back seat of her car.
Current Rating: 3.31
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Current Rating: 3.29
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket.
Current Rating: 3.28
A husband and wife came for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
Current Rating: 3.26
Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap..."