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Current Rating: 3.19

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

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Current Rating: 3.13

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

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Current Rating: 3.12

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm in love,
But not with you.
When we broke up,
You thought I cried,
But alls it was...
was another guy.
You told your friends
I was a trick,
I told mine,
You had a weak dick.
I said "I love you"
You thought it was true,
But guess what baby???
You Got Played Too!!!

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Current Rating: 3.12

God made whiskey

God made Pepsi

God made me so god damn sexy

God made rivers

God made lakes

God made you... well we all make mistakes.

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Current Rating: 3.09

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock,
Cause Jill's real name was Randy!

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