Top 5 Best Funny JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Funny Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.91 George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.86 A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.82 This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.8 Pointed Observations... Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.7 Recently moved to a new city, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one--not the fat one." Email Joke to as many as five friends |

