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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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Q: Why does a cow look mad when you milk it?
A: Well, if someone woke you up at 2 in the morning rubbed your tittes and didn't fuck you you'd be pissed off too!

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Q. What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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