Top 5 Best Dirty Riddles

Current Rating: 3.33

Q: Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

A: So they can run their fingers through their hair!

Current Rating: 3.04

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.


Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

A. She is the one who can eat the last donut.

Current Rating: 3.01

Pierre and Boudreaux had moved into a new trailer park. One day Pierre came home and found Boudreaux applying ointment to his dick, which was all scratched up. Pierre said "Boudreaux..! What happened to you..!?"

Boudreaux said "Well, you know Tina, our Latino neighbor..? Well, the other morning i was sitting in the kitchen window drinking my coffee,when I looked over to her house. She came into the kitchen wearing a bath robe and began cooking breakfast. When right in the middle of cooking, she got a hot-dog from the ice box and put it in a hole in here floor..."

Pierre says.. "yeah..yeah..!"

"Then she pulled up her robe and squatted down over the hot dog and began to fuck it! Well, I watched her do that for a couple of days, and then I got this idea... The next morning I crawled under her trailer before she got up. She was wearing her robe, like before, she started cooking , then got the hot dog from the ice box, and when she stood up, I pulled out the hot dog and stuck my dick in the hole! MAN, it felt so good..hot, wet, and TIGHT!!"

Pierre says.."Nice story, but how did your dick get scratched?"

"Well... everything was going fine until, someone knocked on the door, and she tried to kick it under the stove!"

Current Rating: 2.98

Q. What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Current Rating: 2.98

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?

A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.