Top 5 Best Dirty Jokes
Here are the current Top 5 Best Dirty Jokes based on YOUR votes.
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Current Rating: 3.52
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and says "I want a tattoo of ELVIS on the inside of my right thigh."
Current Rating: 3.51
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
Current Rating: 3.48
Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
Current Rating: 3.47
King Arthur was to set off on yet another journey of quest and conquest but he had the problem of what to do with his randy wife Mrs. Arthur. He summoned Merlin and explained the problem. Merlin said he had just the thing.
Current Rating: 3.46
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: