Top 5 Best Dick Cheney JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Dick Cheney Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.67 "The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'" -- Conan O'Brien Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 "According to the Washington Post, Vice President Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his foot. Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old lady I was kicking.'" -- Conan O'Brien Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 "I don't know if you've heard the rumors -- George Bush may be dropping Dick Cheney. George Bush says he's going to give Cheney four more years. The bad news -- the doctor is only giving him two" -- Craig Kilborn Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.33 "At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors." -- Jay Leno Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.32 "A mere five days after shooting a man in the face, Vice President Dick Cheney broke his silence about the incident by submitting to a no-holds-barred grilling at a public press conference. I'm just kidding. ... Actually, he sat down with Brit Hume on Fox News for not some much a grilling - more of a teat suckle." -- Jon Stewart Email Joke to as many as five friends |
