Top 5 Best Blond JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Blond Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.49 A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.2 A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to get started. They stroll through the house and she points out the colours she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like a nice beige." Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.1 Three blond men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.07 Three blond men are out fishing one afternoon talking about this and that when one of the men says, "You know, my wife did the strangest thing the other day. She came home with 100 lbs of meat. I only say this is strange because we're vegetarians and don't eat meat." Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.07 Q: Why do so many blonds live in LA? Email Joke to as many as five friends |