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Top 5 Best Blond Jokes

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Current Rating: 3.15

Q: What do you call a good-looking brunette guy in between two blond guys?

A: An interpreter in need of an immediate rescue.

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Current Rating: 3.12

Three blond men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.

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Current Rating: 3.11

Q: What do you see when you look into a blond's eyes?

A: The back of his head.

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Current Rating: 3.08

Three blond men are out fishing one afternoon talking about this and that when one of the men says, "You know, my wife did the strangest thing the other day. She came home with 100 lbs of meat. I only say this is strange because we're vegetarians and don't eat meat."

One of the other men says, "You think that's weird. My wife came home with 100 lbs of dog food the other day. I don't know what she was thinking. We don't even own a dog and I'm allergic to dogs."

The third blond man says, "Well, you think that's weird. I've got both of you beat. My wife recently won a cruise and she's going with some female friends. So, she was out shopping the other day getting ready for this cruise and she came home with 100 condoms. She doesn't even have a penis!"

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Current Rating: 3.07

Q: What did the blond do when he discovered he had crabs?

A: He went to the beach to set them all free.

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