Top 30 Best Jack Bauer FactsHere are the current Top 30 Best Jack Bauer Facts based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 4.17 7/11's are open 24 hours a day just in case Jack Bauer stops by for a microwave burrito. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.88 In kindergarten, Jack broke the teacher's fingers for telling him recess was over. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.85 Jack Bauer once ate Fruit Loops and was told to follow his nose. He ended up finding 40 terrorists in an abandoned warehouse. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.83 Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.82 A policeman once pulled over Jack Bauer. Upon realizing his mistake the cop promptly arrested himself. Jack then shot him in the face anyways. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.77 Jack Bauer killed the tooth fairy for trying to take his gun. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.72 All Video games now feature four difficulty levels: Easy, Normal, Hard, and Jack Bauer...No one has ever beaten the game on Jack Bauer. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.71 Jack Bauer was in last years season of "Skating with Celebrities". The show never aired because he hid in the air ducts, then killed everyone and faked his own death. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.7 In Season 3 Jack Bauer "distracted" an armed terrorist using only a lighter, some bullets, and a tin can. He then shot the man anyway. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.69 When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.67 Jack Bauer knows "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days". He kills them. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.67 When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 Jack Bauer does not attend anger-management classes but rather releases his anger by killing those who feel he should. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 You know Jack Bauer loves Audrey when he willingly gives up the opportunity to torture her. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 If Jack Bauer says "Dammit!" more than once in a 24 hour period, don't be in L.A. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 Henderson's men actually took cover behind a water tank. Unfortunately, when Jack Bauer wants an explosion, water turns into natural gas. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.63 The film The Rock is loosely based on events from Jack Bauer's summer vacation. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.6 Fox executives once tried to cancel 24.... but Kiefer Sutherland asked "Are you a mole?" and it was never tried again. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.6 Jackie Chan learned everything from Jack Bauer. Bruce Lee didn't : He died Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.6 Even though Jack Bauer isn't big and green, don't make him angry. You won't like him when he is angry. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.57 In God we trust, but God trusts Jack Bauer. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 Jack Bauer was once picked second in a game of dodge ball. The game quickly turned into dodge-bullets. Jack is always picked first. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 Jack Bauer picks up women by telling them, "You've read my file... you know what I am capable of." Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 When Jack Bauer tells you to jump, you don't ask "How High?" You ask, "When can I come down?" Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 Jack Bauer is the President's easy button. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 Since Jack Bauer and Kobe Bryant live in Los Angeles, they commonly switch jobs. What else could explain "Kobe" scoring 81 points. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.54 There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who fear Jack Bauer, and those who are Jack Bauer. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.54 Jack Bauer is the only guy who can get away with killing his girlfriend's ex-husband and still have her fall for him. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.52 Despite being an all-perfect being, Jack Bauer's vision is 24/24. The good Lord felt it was both ironic and cute. Email Joke to as many as five friends |
