Top 20 Best You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

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You Might be a Redneck if...

Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

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Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

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You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.

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Your dead hunting dog has a bigger headstone than your mother.

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You might be a redneck...

If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru

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You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

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Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

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You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.

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Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.

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Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

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When a dog passes gas, you claim it.

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You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

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The holidays aren't complete unless you go down to the "pen" and visit Momma.

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People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.

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Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

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You drive down the highway with dogs in the back of your pickup.

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You might be a redneck if...

You comb the hair that sticks out of your nostrils.