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Top 20 Best You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

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Current Rating: 3.48

You might be a redneck if...

Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

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Current Rating: 3.39

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used coolers and grocery bags for luggage.

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Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a redneck if...

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

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Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

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Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

Your dead hunting dog has a bigger headstone than your mother.

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Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a redneck if...

Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

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Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a redneck if...

Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.

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Current Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.

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Current Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.

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Current Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

The holidays aren't complete unless you go down to the "pen" and visit Momma.

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Current Rating: 3.26

You might be a redneck if...

Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark.

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Current Rating: 3.26

You might be a redneck if...

Your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.

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Current Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

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Current Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

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Current Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

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Current Rating: 3.24

You might be a redneck if...

The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."

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Current Rating: 3.23

You might be a redneck if...

When a dog passes gas, you claim it.

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