Top 20 Best Yo Mama JokesHere are the current Top 20 Best Yo Mama Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.7 your mama is so old and been on welfare so long they decided to put her face on foodstamps Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.58 yo mommas like a 2X4 flat and easy to nail Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 you know what, I ain't even gonna talk about yo mamma, I don't even know the man Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.53 yo mommas so fat when she cut herself gravy pours out Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.53 yo momma is so fat she had to take a bath in the lake. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.5 Your mama, is so hairy that when you came out, the doctor said you got rug burn Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.5 yo mama needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick I have a rainbow on my dick Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.5 YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE TOILET AND THE TOILET SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.48 Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.45 Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet she fell through. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.44 Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.43 Yo moma is so fat she uses diet soap Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.42 Yo momas so fat that she sweats butter and syrup and she has a full-time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.41 Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.38 Yo' momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.35 Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.33 Yo' momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The Club! Email Joke to as many as five friends |
