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Top 20 Best Yo Mama Jokes

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Current Rating: 4.64

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Current Rating: 4.25

your mama's teeth are so yellow the sun said thats my girl

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Current Rating: 4.04

Yo mamma is like a toilet bowl Round, Fat and full of shit.

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Current Rating: 4.04

yo mamma so stupid when she went to ymca she said hey they spelled macys wrong.

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Current Rating: 4.04

yo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

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Current Rating: 3.97

Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!

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Current Rating: 3.88

Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot!

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Current Rating: 3.81

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

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Current Rating: 3.74

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

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Current Rating: 3.69

Yo mamas so poor when I came home and asked her what was for dinner, she opened up her legs and said," tuna surprise!"

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Current Rating: 3.57

yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got thrown in jail for mooning

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Current Rating: 3.56

yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

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Current Rating: 3.56

yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample

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Current Rating: 3.52

Yo Mama so fat she masturbates when she's reading cookbooks

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Current Rating: 3.5

yo momma so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening too 50 cent.

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Current Rating: 3.5

yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.

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Current Rating: 3.5

Yo momma's so old she has Moses' name carved into her tits.

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Current Rating: 3.5

Yo mama so ugly she got in the wash tub and the water jumped out

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Current Rating: 3.5

yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.

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Current Rating: 3.5

Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!

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