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Current Rating: 4.5

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You only have eight teeth and four of them are molars.

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Current Rating: 3.75

You might be a Red Neck if...

You roast weenies on Thanksgiving Day.

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Current Rating: 3.5

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You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

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Current Rating: 3.35

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Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

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Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

Your dead hunting dog has a bigger headstone than your mother.

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Current Rating: 3.34

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a redneck if...

Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

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Current Rating: 3.28

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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Current Rating: 3.26

You might be a redneck if...

After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz".

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Current Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

When a dog passes gas, you claim it.

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Current Rating: 3.25

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You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.

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Current Rating: 3.24

You might be a redneck if...

Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

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Current Rating: 3.24

You might be a redneck if...

Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.

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Current Rating: 3.23

You might be a redneck if...

You drive down the highway with dogs in the back of your pickup.

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Current Rating: 3.23

You might be a redneck if...

You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.

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Current Rating: 3.22

You might be a redneck if...

You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.

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Current Rating: 3.22

You might be a redneck if...

You think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size.

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Current Rating: 3.21

You might be a redneck if...

You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

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Current Rating: 3.21

You might be a redneck if...

The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57 Ford. and the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.

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