Top 10 Best JokesHere are the current Top 10 Best Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.79 Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." Current Rating: 3.67 Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Western Australia: Current Rating: 3.66 The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." Current Rating: 3.65 Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..." Current Rating: 3.63 A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother....who's only 9 years old... Current Rating: 3.6 A man walks into an old antique store and sees nothing he likes except this strange object in the corner. He asks the old man who owns the store what it is, and he replies "a magic dildo." Current Rating: 3.55 A Priest had been in confessions all day without a break. He really had to take a dump, and his bladder was about to burst because he hadn't been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he hated to leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then sped off in the direction of the bathroom. Current Rating: 3.55 The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." Current Rating: 3.55 The two little old ladies, who were long time friends and a bit old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. Current Rating: 3.55 A young Indian boy was complaining to his father, the chief one day about his name. He said: "The white kids laugh at me and my brother and sister because they say we have funny names." |

