30 Random Yo Mama Jokes30 Random Yo Mama Jokes Return to Best Jokes Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin! Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747! Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink! Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant! Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes! Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping! Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang! Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses! Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world! Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear! Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!! Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck! Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president! Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop! yo mommas so fat when she cut herself gravy pours out Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb! yo mama so fat, she has to wear a train track as a belt! Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubacca in Star Wars! yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said give me your weight not your phone number. Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA!' Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk! Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!" Yo Momma Jokes for Physicists 11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object. 10. Yo momma's so ugly Schroedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed. 9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe. 8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch". 7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'. 6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system. 5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity. 4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand". 3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe. 2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon. 1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false. Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon! Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout "Gimme five!" yo mamma is like McDonalds... over 1 million served yo moma is so dumb she saw cheerios and thought they were donuts seeds |
