30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper!
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor!
Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast!
Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes weekends too!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969!
Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave!
yo momma is so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner
Yo' momma's so old, she DJ'ed the Boston Tea Party!
Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out!
Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, "I am going to walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil!"
Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass!
yo mamma so fat when she jumped up she got stuck
Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet!
Yo mama is so old she has a kick start vibrator
yo momma's so fat, when you left up one of her rolls you can see more rolls big as the grand canyon.
Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose!