30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo' momma's so ugly, her face could stop a sun dial!
Yo Momma so fat that her picture is heavy.
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub!
Yo Momma like a Nascar, she burns 50 rubbers a day
yo momma is so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering popcorn with her leg hair
Yo' momma's house is so small, if I stuck a key in the door, I'd stab three people!
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds!
Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler!"
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox!
Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo' momma's so bald and sweaty, lice use her head for a Slip 'n Slide!
Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince!
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had!
Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo!
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor!
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out!
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells "hoe-down," she hits the deck!