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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!



Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl!



Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!



Yo' momma's breath's so bad, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend that she rinse with Summer's Eve!



Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us!



Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show!



Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer!



Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent!



Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!



Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!



Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!



yo mamma so ugly bob the builder said we can't fix it


Yo mama's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang!


yo momma is so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner


Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!



Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!



Yo' momma's breath's so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its teeth!



yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of the bus she made it do a wheely


Yo' momma's such an alcoholic, in college, her major was Old English, room 800!



Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures!



Yo Mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.


yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs


Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!



Yo' momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless!



Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says "DING!"



Your mamma's so fat she has 7 time zones!


Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop!



Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!



Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!



Yo' momma's so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders!



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