30 Random Yo Mama Jokes30 Random Yo Mama Jokes Return to Best Jokes Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it! Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first! Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice! Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you! Yo' momma's so fat and her back so crooked, when she lays down, people say "I didn't know we had mountains!" Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again! Yo' momma's so ugly, her doctor is a vet! Yo' momma's so ugly, once, she was so depressed, she was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor... so they sent a priest up to talk to her. He said, "On your mark..." Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating! Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers! Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed! Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, "Wheeee!" Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket,' she got back in bed! Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, "I am going to walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil!" Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention! Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck! Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged! Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room! Yo' momma's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was only a deckhand! Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses...! Yo' momma's breath is so stank, Crest and Colgate got a warrant for her arrest! Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap! Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test! Yo' momma has one leg and says "I'll kick yo' *ss!" Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea! yo momma so fat when i told her to go to the seven eleven, she said what you talk'n bout i'm the 24/7 & lifted her fat rolls Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip! |
