30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose!
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
Yo' momma's teeth are so bad, it looks like her father was Mr. Ed!
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list!
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress!
Yo' momma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says, "WEL!"
Yo' momma sits in a wheelchair and says "I ain't gonna stand for this!"
Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs!
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo mama so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the dvd and says she's watching Pay-per-view
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide!
Yo momma is just like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey!
I saved yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over!
Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts!
Yo' momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator!
Yo' momma's ass is soo hairy it looks like Don King is gonna pop out and say "who made amarica."
yo mommas like a 2X4 flat and easy to nail
Yo' momma's feet are so big, Bozo's envious!
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight!