30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Momma's so fat, when your Dad tried to leave her, he couldn't escape her gravitational field.
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow!
Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl!
Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room!
Your mama is so fat, when she jump in the ocean. The whales sing, "WE ARE FAMILY." Even though your bigger then me.
Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off!
yo momma is so fat that she eats wheat thicks instead of wheat thins
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip!
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee!
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some!
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money!
Yo mama so dirty the Gortons fisherman tried to cast his nets on her snatch.
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand!
Yo mamma so Fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet!
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up!
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp!
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
Yo' momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person!
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell - when people see her, they run for the border!
Yo' momma has no neck and says "I'm the head of this family!"
Yo' momma's so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds!
Yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus she yelled stop that Twinkie!
Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward!