30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on!
yo momma so fat, i took a picture of her last Christmas and she still printing.
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless!
Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow!
Yo' momma's so short, she drives for Tyco!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its teeth!
Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking!
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale!
Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations!
Yo Momma is so cold that when I licked her pussy my tongue stuck to it
yo momma so fat she got her own zip code
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee!
Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her!
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?!"
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her!
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother!
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back
Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit!
Yo' momma's so ugly, I can have sex with her in any position and it's still doggy style!
yo mama is so fat she got hit by a truck on her head and she said "who is throwing those rocks!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show!
Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed!