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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

you've ever had a school carnival to help you raise money for all the bills


You might be a redneck if...

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.



You might be a redneck if...

Your secret family recipe is illegal.



Might be a Redneck if...

Your outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.


You might be a redneck if...

You wore curlers to your wedding so you would look nice at the reception.



You might be a redneck if...

The game warden knows the serial numbers of your guns by heart.



You might be a redneck if...

You drive down the highway with dogs in the back of your pickup.



You might be a redneck if...

You think the remote control is your kid brother.



You might be a redneck if...

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever stabbed the back of someone's hand while they were reaching for the last piece of chicken.



You might be a redneck if...

You got a special baseball cap for weddings


You might be a redneck if...

You ever refer to your computer as "Ol' Bessy."



You might be a redneck if...

You have to take the entire day off work to have your teeth cleaned.



You might be a redneck if...

Your car stereo costs more than your car.



You might be a redneck if...

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.



You might be a redneck if...

You are the 437th person to request "moonme" on your vanity license plate.



You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.



You might be a redneck if...

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.



You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a real sport is the tractor pull.



You might be a redneck if...

You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when you come home.



You might be a redneck if...

The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."



You might be a redneck if...

You think 'Old Yeller' is a movie about your brother's tooth.



You might be a redneck if...

Your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.



You might be a redneck if...

You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.



You might be a redneck if...

At your own wedding you arrive in a monster truck and then immediately walk up to the bride.


You might be a redneck if...

Your wife uses a photo of Tammy Faye as a makeup application guide.



You might be a redneck if...

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.



You might be a redneck if...

Your biggest ambition in life is to "git that big ol' coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back 'ah Bubba's barn..."



Might be a Redneck if...

Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.


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