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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

You time your belches to achieve a personal best.



You might be a redneck if...

On stag night, you take a real deer.



You might be a Redneck if...

You've ever worn a tube top to a funeral


You might be a redneck if...

Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.



Might be a redneck if...

You share beer with your 2 year old kid


You might be a redneck if...

You've ever given a cellular phone AND a pig as a wedding present.



You might be a redneck if...

There is a wasp nest in your living room.



You might be a redneck if...

Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."



You might be a redneck if...

You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.



you might be a redneck...

if your friends can identify you by the sound of your muffler


You might be a redneck if...

The sound of your beeper has ever scared away a deer you had in the sights of your gun.



You might be a redneck if...

You can spit without opening your mouth.



You might be a redneck if...

You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.



You Might be a Redneck if...

You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.


You might be a redneck if...

You buy your underwear at a truck stop.


You might be a redneck if...

You consider pork and beans to be gourmet food.



You might be a redneck if...

your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can’t touch it ’til she’s 16


You might be a redneck if...

You call your boss "Buddy" or "Dude" on a regular basis.



You might be a redneck if...

Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.



Might be a Redneck if...

You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.


You might be a redneck if...

You think 4-H stands for horses, hogs, hoe-downs and Harleys.



You might be a redneck if...

You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.



You Might be a Redneck if...

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.


Might be a Redneck if...

If your tires on your truck set higher than the actual truck..


You might be a redneck if...

You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when you come home.



You might be a redneck if...

You got a special baseball cap for weddings


You might be a Redneck if...

Your wife has a tattoo on her lower back that says place beer here


You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



You might be a redneck if...

Your talent in the local beauty pageant was making noises with your armpit.



You might be a redneck if...

You get mud on your tires when you visit your parents.



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