30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes Return to Best Jokes The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You might be a redneck if... Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull. You might be a redneck if... Your brother-in-law is also your uncle. You might be a redneck if... You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. You might be a redneck if... Your flashlight holds more than four batteries. You might be a redneck if... You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. You might be a redneck if... You eat 'chitlins,' 'grits,' or frank-and-beans frequently. You might be a redneck if... The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. You might be a redneck if... When you walk your dog, you both use the same tree down on the corner. You might be a redneck if... You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart. You might be a redneck if... You go into a liquor store and come out with all of your Christmas shopping done. You might be a redneck... If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru You might be a redneck if... The last present you gave your wife came from a taxidermist. You might be a redneck if... You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and Cousin Sue Ellen to walk by. You might be a redneck if... There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You might be a redneck if... You have to take the entire day off work to have your teeth cleaned. You might be a redneck if... You ever rolled your riding lawn mower. You might be a redneck if... You've ever made change in the offering plate. You might be a redneck if... You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment. You might be a redneck if... The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed." You might be a redneck if... You mow your lawn with a tractor. You might be a redneck if... There is an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home. You might be a redneck if... You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. You might be a redneck if... You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. You might be a redneck if... The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape. You might be a redneck if... Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it. You might be a redneck if... Rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church, you 'bring your own.' You might be a redneck if... Your fax cover sheets make any mention of the word, "livestock". You might be a redneck if... Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. You might be a redneck if... Your first love also won a blue ribbon at the county fair. |
