30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes Return to Best Jokes You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see if it would float. You might be a redneck if... You think 'Hamlet' is on the McDonald's breakfast menu. You might be a redneck if... You refer to the duct tape on your car as "chrome." You might be a redneck if... Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. You might be a redneck if... The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. You might be a redneck if... You refer to people outside your county as "them foreigners". You might be a redneck if... On your first date, you had to ask your dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. You might be a redneck if... You have grease under your toenails. You might be a redneck if... You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. You might be a redneck if... You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk. You might be a redneck if... People come to your house to ask if they can hunt on your front lawn. You might be a redneck if... You have a rag for a gas cap. You might be a redneck if... You can spit without opening your mouth. You might be a redneck if... Yer mom calls ya over t'help 'cause she has a flat tire...on her house. You might be a redneck if... People hear your car a long time before they see it. You might be a redneck if... You've ever stabbed the back of someone's hand while they were reaching for the last piece of chicken. You might be a redneck if... You might be a redneck if your mother-in-law kicks you out of bed You might be a redneck if... You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. You might be a redneck if... You start all your e-mail with the words, "Howdy y'all". You might be a redneck if... You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt. You might be a redneck if... You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. You might be a redneck if... Your computer desk has a special place for the spit can. You might be a redneck if... You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. You might be a redneck if... A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. You might be a redneck if... You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart. You might be a redneck if... Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. You might be a redneck if... You think that a network is the amount of work left after taxes. You might be a redneck if... Each man in the family owns less than three shirts. You might be a redneck if... You have grease under your toenails. You might be a redneck if... If it ain't broke, it ain't yours. |
