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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

Your two-year-old has more teeth than you.



You might be a redneck if...

People are afraid to touch your bathrobe.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever emptied your pickup by driving backwards really fast and slamming on the brakes.



Might be a Redneck if...

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.


You might be a redneck if...

If it ain't broke, it ain't yours.



You might be a redneck if...

You think Olympic fencing involves barb wire, wooden stakes, and hemming a goat in.



You might be a redneck if...

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.



You might be a redneck if...

You know your daddy's C.B. handle, but not his real name


You might be a redneck if...

You drive more than five miles to engage in a spitting contest.



You might be a redneck if...

You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever stayed up on the night before Easter with your shotgun, waiting for that rabbit to stop by.



You might be a redneck if...

You list your parole officer as a reference.



You might be a redneck if...

Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.



Might be a Redneck if...

Your computer monitor is up on blocks.


You might be a redneck if...

You ever refer to your computer as "Ol' Bessy."



You might be a redneck if...

'Hygiene' is a greeting.



You might be a redneck if...

Your masseuse uses lard.



You might be a redneck if...

Redman sends you a Christmas card.



You Might be a Redneck if...

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.


You might be a redneck if...

You took your coon dog on your honeymoon.



You might be a redneck if...

You have a hole in your wall from a shotgun


You might be a redneck if...

You bought a VCR because wrestling is on while you're at work.



You might be a redneck if...

You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.



You might be a redneck if...

You use a wash cloth as a coaster.


You might be a redneck if...

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.



You might be a redneck if...

You work without a shirt on, and so does your husband.



You Might be a Redneck if...

Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.


You might be a redneck if...

Motel 6 turns off their lights when they see you coming.



You might be a redneck if...

The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed."



You might be a redneck if...

Your favorite restaurant has the word "Eats" anywhere in its name.



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