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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

Your wading boots double as dress pants.



You might be a redneck if...

Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.



You might be a redneck if...

Your kid's favorite bedtime story is "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence."



You might be a Redneck if...

If you have more hair than your dog does.


You might be a redneck if....
You looked in the water and thought you were drowning!


You might be a redneck if...

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.


You might be a redneck if...

You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.



You might be a redneck if...

ASCII, TCP/IP, and DOS pretty much cover your knowledge of the alphabet.


You might be a redneck if...

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.



You might be a redneck if...

You ever heckled during a eulogy.



You might be a redneck if...

Your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon".



You might be a redneck if...

You wanted to roast a pig over the Olympic torch.



Might be a Redneck if...

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.


You might be a redneck if...

Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.



You might be a redneck if...

The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.



You might be a redneck if...

The theme song at your high school prom was 'Friends in Low Places.'



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever hit a bump on the road and lost half of your worldly possessions.



You might be a redneck if...

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.



You might be a redneck if...

The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57 Ford. and the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.



You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of "Web-TV" is the spiders hanging off the rabbit ears.



You might be a redneck if...

You have to wash your hands before going to the bathroom.



You might be a redneck if...

You comb the hair that sticks out of your nostrils.



You might be a redneck if...

You have grease under your toenails.



Might be a Redneck if...

You have ever line danced in the Walmart parking lot to your favorite songs


You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.



You might be a redneck if...

You ever refer to your computer as "Ol' Bessy."



You might be a redneck if...

Your lawn is thicker than the Amazon Jungle.



You might be a Redneck if...

You think when driving the right of way goes to the biggest truck


You might be a redneck if...

You think that an Ethernet is something used to catch the Etherbunny.



You might be a redneck if...

There are more fish on your wall than pictures.



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