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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.



You might be a redneck if...

You forego a haircut because there's not a clean bowl in the house.



You might be a redneck if...

You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.



You might be a redneck if...

You get your oil changed by your barber.



You might be a redneck if...

The sound-byte played when you power on is that of sheep and zippers



You might be a redneck if...

You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.



You might be a redneck if...

The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.



You might be a redneck if...

You brag to your friends you're on the 100th shave with the same blade.



Might be a Redneck if...

If your dog has more teeth than you have.


You might be a redneck if...

The ASPCA raids yer kitchen.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever watched an entire infomercial and said, "Heck, yeah, I'm gonna get me one of them."



you might be a redneck...

if your friends can identify you by the sound of your muffler


You might be a redneck if...

The last present you gave your wife came from a taxidermist.



You might be a redneck if...

Your fax cover sheets make any mention of the word, "livestock".



You might be a redneck if...

Your kid calls you "Uncle Daddy".



You might be a redneck if...

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.



You might be a redneck if...

You slam the door on your truck and your shotgun creates an instant sun roof.



You might be a redneck if...

An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever tried to combine a Mr. Coffee with your still.



You might be a redneck if...

The last photos of your momma were taken from the front and the side.



You might be a redneck if...

Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices.



You might be a redneck if...

You think the most popular pick-up line is "Nice tooth!"



You might be a redneck if...

People come to your house to ask if they can hunt on your front lawn.



You might be a redneck if...

The pigs try to keep up wind of you.



You might be a redneck if...

you've ever had a school carnival to help you raise money for all the bills


You might be a redneck...

If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru


You might be a redneck if...

You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.



You might be a redneck if...

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.



You might be a redneck if...

Your wife uses a photo of Tammy Faye as a makeup application guide.



You might be a redneck if...

You call your boss "Buddy" or "Dude" on a regular basis.



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