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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

You pose with a roadkill bear as if you actually hunted it - then have it made into a rug


You might be a redneck if...

When you remove all the empty beer cans from your car, you find it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.



You might be a Redneck if...

You not only know when frog giggn season opens, but you're looking forward to it


You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a weed-eater indoors.



You might be a redneck if...

You've repaired your Styrofoam ice chest with duct tape, more than once.



You might be a redneck if...

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."



You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.


You might be a redneck if...

Ya have to check in the bottom of yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco.



You might be a redneck if...

You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.



You might be a redneck if...

You drill a hole in your floorboard cause the air conditioner leaks.


You might be a redneck if...

You retire, only to get a better job as a janitor.



You might be a redneck if...

The only amendment you get right in your test was the right to bare arms


You might be a redneck if...

You think the mountain men in deliverance were just "misunderstood."



You might be a redneck if...

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.



You might be a redneck if...

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.



You might be a redneck if...

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.


You might be a redneck if...

Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.



You might be a redneck if...

ASCII, TCP/IP, and DOS pretty much cover your knowledge of the alphabet.


You might be a redneck if...

Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.



You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if your mother-in-law kicks you out of bed



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.



You might be a redneck if...

Your screen door has no screen.



You might be a redneck if...

You think 'Old Yeller' is a movie about your brother's tooth.



You might be a redneck if...

Your home has more miles on it than your car.



You might be a redneck if...

Ya celebrate Groundhog Day 'cause ya believe in it.



You might be a redneck if...

You and your wife have matching "His & Hers" tobacco pouches.



You might be a redneck if...

You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.



You might be a redneck if...

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.



You might be a redneck if...

You think paprika is a third-world country.



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