30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes Return to Best Jokes You think that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups. You might be a redneck if... Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade. You might be a redneck if... If your computer is worth more than all of your cars combined. You might be a redneck if... Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of her language. You might be a redneck if... Your yard has ever been the site of a proposed landfill. You might be a redneck if... You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. You might be a redneck if... Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings. You might be a redneck if... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. You might be a redneck if... Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living. You might be a redneck if... Yer mom calls ya over t'help 'cause she has a flat tire...on her house. You might be a redneck if... Your kid calls you "Uncle Daddy". You might be a redneck if... Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. You might be a redneck if... Your computer desk has a special place for the spit can. You might be a redneck if... You work without a shirt on, and so does your husband. You Might be a Redneck if... You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. You might be a redneck if... You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk. You might be a redneck if... Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. You might be a redneck if... The last photos of your momma were taken from the front and the side. You might be a redneck if... Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. You might be a redneck if... You think J. R. Ewing owns the Dallas Cowboys. You might be a redneck if... You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car. You might be a redneck if... You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition. You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs. You might be a redneck... If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru You might be a redneck if... You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You might be a redneck if... You think that John Deere green, Ford blue, and primer gray are the three of the primary colors. You might be a redneck if... You have grease under your toenails. You might be a redneck if... You have to curl the sides of your cowboy hat so your wife can fit in the truck. You might be a redneck if... You've ever financed a tattoo. You might be a redneck if... The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute." |
