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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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You might be a redneck if...

The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.



You might be a redneck if...

You think 'Old Yeller' is a movie about your brother's tooth.



You might be a redneck if...

ASCII, TCP/IP, and DOS pretty much cover your knowledge of the alphabet.


You might be a Redneck if...

You have ever used shotgun shell bb's for bearings


You might be a redneck if...

You think paprika is a third-world country.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever claimed your dog as a dependent on your income tax.



You Might be a Redneck if...

Your dog goes "oink!"


You might be a redneck if...

Every time you see a road sign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.



You might be a redneck if...

Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.



You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of dressing up is putting on your other hat.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a weed-eater indoors.



You might be a redneck if...

You shop for groceries at a gas station.



You might be a redneck if...

You list your parole officer as a reference.



You might be a redneck if...

You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.



You might be a redneck if...

Your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a phone.



You might be a redneck if...

When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.



You might be a redneck if...

Your PC looks like a NASCAR driver with all the stickers/magnets and other decorations on it.


You might be a redneck if...

You have to duct tape your gloves on.



You might be a redneck if...

You know who built the "other" hemi.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.



You might be a redneck if...

The last photos of your momma were taken from the front and the side.



You might be a redneck if...

You've ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts.



You might be a redneck if...

You feel a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies.



You might be a redneck if...

Someone calls you at the front desk of a hotel and says "I've gotta leak in my sink" and you say "Go ahead."



You might be a redneck if...

You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.



You might be a redneck if...

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.



You might be a redneck if...

You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car.



You might be a Redneck if...

You can do wheelies with your lawnmower


You might be a redneck if...

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.



You might be a redneck if...

you think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test!


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