10 Newest Adult Jokes
Here are the 10 Newest Adult Jokes on our site.
Added on Friday, April 5th, 2013
The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply...
Added on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"
Added on Thursday, March 21st, 2013
King Arthur was to set off on yet another journey of quest and conquest but he had the problem of what to do with his randy wife Mrs. Arthur. He summoned Merlin and explained the problem. Merlin said he had just the thing.
Added on Tuesday, March 19th, 2013
A blonde drops off her little black dress at the cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "Come Again."
Added on Thursday, March 14th, 2013 Submitted by: Susan
Added on Monday, March 11th, 2013
A blonde competed with a redhead and a brunette in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The redhead came in first, the brunette second.
Added on Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
Added on Thursday, February 28th, 2013
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
Added on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family, well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Tennessee A & M.
Added on Friday, January 18th, 2013 Submitted by: Phil
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.