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There was this little flea, and he was laying on the beach in LA sunning himself, when this other little flea comes walking along, shivering and rubbing his arms.

The first flea said, "Why are you freezing it's beautiful and sunny in LA. How did you get here?"

And the second little flea said, "Well I just rode down here for vacation from NJ on a biker's mustache, and it was a long cold ride. I don't think I'll ever be warm again."

So the first flea said, "Man, you did it all wrong... the next time you start to head down for vacation, go into a woman's bathroom, climb up on the seat and wait, when someone comes, jump on in, it will be a nice, warm, wet, cushy ride all the way here."

So the next year, the first little flea was laying on the beach in LA, and the second little flea comes walking along freezing, shivering, rubbing himself all over.

So the first flea says, "Why are you freezing now, didn't you do what I said?"

And the little flea said, "Yeah, I did just what you said, and you were so right... it was nice and warm... wet and cushy... and I was so happy... And the next thing I know I'm on a biker's mustache freezing my ass of all the way to LA."