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Added on Wednesday, April 30th     Submitted by: Rashaad R.

Yo Momma is like a washing machine, I give her a quarter and she gets wet.

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Added on Friday, February 28th

yo momma is so fat that when she went to order a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

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Added on Wednesday, January 8th     Submitted by: miki dee

yo mamas like a parking garage, 3 bucks and you're in

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Added on Monday, December 16th     Submitted by: Jonathan Nelson

yo mama is so old, her vibrator is a pull start

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Added on Thursday, December 12th

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

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Added on Wednesday, December 4th     Submitted by: Duane J

Yo Momma so stupid she ran for president and thought she was she was gone lose weight!

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Added on Thursday, October 10th

yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample

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Added on Thursday, August 29th     Submitted by: demi

yo mama so short, she gave head standing up!

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Added on Tuesday, August 20th     Submitted by: Jessica

Your mammas' breath smells so bad, she put a tic-tack in her mouth, it climbed out wanting a restraining order!

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Added on Tuesday, August 6th

yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs

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Added on Friday, July 5th     Submitted by: pooky

Yo Momma like a Nascar, she burns 50 rubbers a day

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Added on Thursday, April 11th     Submitted by: jacob

yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of the bus she made it do a wheely

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Added on Monday, April 8th     Submitted by: me me

yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.

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Added on Friday, April 5th     Submitted by: cman

Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!

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Added on Monday, April 1st     Submitted by: wollie

yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.

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