New Yo Mama Jokes
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Added on Wednesday, April 30th Submitted by: Rashaad R.
Yo Momma is like a washing machine, I give her a quarter and she gets wet.
Added on Friday, February 28th
yo momma is so fat that when she went to order a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean
Added on Wednesday, January 8th Submitted by: miki dee
yo mamas like a parking garage, 3 bucks and you're in
Added on Monday, December 16th Submitted by: Jonathan Nelson
yo mama is so old, her vibrator is a pull start
Added on Thursday, December 12th
Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Added on Wednesday, December 4th Submitted by: Duane J
Yo Momma so stupid she ran for president and thought she was she was gone lose weight!
Added on Thursday, October 10th
yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample
Added on Thursday, August 29th Submitted by: demi
yo mama so short, she gave head standing up!
Added on Tuesday, August 20th Submitted by: Jessica
Your mammas' breath smells so bad, she put a tic-tack in her mouth, it climbed out wanting a restraining order!
Added on Tuesday, August 6th
yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs
Added on Friday, July 5th Submitted by: pooky
Yo Momma like a Nascar, she burns 50 rubbers a day
Added on Thursday, April 11th Submitted by: jacob
yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of the bus she made it do a wheely
Added on Monday, April 8th Submitted by: me me
yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.
Added on Friday, April 5th Submitted by: cman
Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!
Added on Monday, April 1st Submitted by: wollie
yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.