New Toilet Humor
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Added on Tuesday, February 11th
Q: What was in the bathroom after the step Dad finished?
Added on Friday, February 1st
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Added on Tuesday, March 27th
A restaurant manager walks into the bathroom, and sees one of his customers scrubbing the toilets.
Added on Monday, March 26th
This husband kisses his wife goodbye and drove off to work. Halfway there, he remembered that he forgot something. So he turned the car around and drove back home.
Added on Monday, March 19th
Q: What did the toilet bowl say to the police man?
Added on Monday, September 22nd
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order.
Added on Monday, November 19th
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong.
Added on Monday, May 7th
I walked in to our house to find my wife and children all standing at the front door talking to a middle-aged woman.
Added on Monday, April 23rd
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong.
Added on Wednesday, March 14th
"You don't know Jack Schitt..." Now you'll know the rest of the story.