New Religious JokesHere are our most recent 10 New Religious Jokes. Be sure to rate as many of our Random Religious Jokes as you want. Check our all of our other categories too! Back to New Jokes Added on Wednesday, September 3rd An Amishman runs into the bishop of his church after missing the morning service. "I missed you at service this morning," the Bishop says. Added on Wednesday, September 3rd A monk who's been sheltered all of his life in a monastery has to travel to the big city to meet his friend, a Catholic nun. Added on Thursday, July 31st Two fellers were in desperate need of cash, but admittedly were a bit cowardly. So the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the Amish were nonresistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus they carried out their plot. Added on Thursday, July 17th Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. Added on Thursday, July 17th A priest, a minister and a rabbi were all sitting at a table finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them. Added on Wednesday, July 16th Rabbi Bloom was getting quite a reputation for his sermons. His synagogue was always packed because his congregation didn't want to miss a single one of his words. One Sabbath, one member had to go to another synagogue to attend a nephew's bar mitzvah. Because he didn't want to miss the sermon, he asked one of his non-Jewish friends to go in his place and tape the Rabbi's sermon. In that way, he could listen to it when he got back. Added on Wednesday, July 16th A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" Added on Monday, July 14th A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests that they have a word. Added on Wednesday, June 25th Synagogue Bulletin Blunders. Added on Thursday, June 19th A priest was send to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years, the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. |

