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Added on Tuesday, May 20th
A couple bought a water bed to improve their sex life. But they only ended up drifting further apart.
Added on Thursday, December 19th
This pun is attributed to Dorothy Parker who, when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence on a game show, said:
Added on Monday, January 14th Submitted by: RaccoonPun
Q: What moisturizer do bullfighters use?
Added on Saturday, January 5th
Q: Why did the salmon want a camera?
Added on Thursday, December 13th
A motorcycle enthusiast complained that he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with high top speed and poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and fast acceleration, but a poor top speed.
Added on Monday, May 7th
Q: Why did the doughnut shop close?
Added on Friday, May 4th
Juan and Julio are illegally crossing the US border between Mexico and Arizona. Trudging through the desert sands, they are hungry and thirsty, hoping to find one of the many water stations set up for just such as they, when Julio comes to a sudden stop.
Added on Monday, March 26th
Two young women went into a furniture store and asked to be directed to the sofa department. The salesman who greeted them was a chauvinistic good ol' boy who knew that his chances of making a sale were always much better when dealing with a married couple. Still, he reluctantly began showing them the sofas, settees and love seats.
Added on Tuesday, February 28th
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.
Added on Monday, February 6th
Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?