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Added on Monday, March 19th

Q: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi all jump off the Washington Monument. Which one bites the pavement first?

A: Who cares?

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Added on Monday, March 12th

Q: What's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common?

A: Our money!

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Added on Friday, April 7th

Q: What's the difference between the pope and the president??

A: You only have to get on one knee for the pope.

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Added on Friday, July 22nd

Q: Why did God give Republicans one more brain cell than a horse?

A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade

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Added on Wednesday, July 20th

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 501. One to screw in the bulb, and 500 to protest the coal mine that generated the electricity.

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Added on Wednesday, July 20th

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to borrow a light bulb from China, and one to outsource the screwing to India.

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Added on Tuesday, February 8th

Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger marry Maria Shriver?

A: They are trying to breed bullet proof Kennedys

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Added on Monday, February 7th

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?

A: Because Janet Reno is her real father.

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Added on Monday, February 7th

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: One US leader

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Added on Friday, November 19th

Q: How are politicians like baby diapers?

A: Because they should be changed often, and for the same reasons

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