New Political JokesHere are our most recent 10 New Political Jokes. Be sure to rate as many of our Random Political Jokes as you want. Check our all of our other categories too! Back to New Jokes Added on Thursday, February 2nd Submitted by: SashafromRussia An ACORN employee in Philadelphia goes to jail for Voter fraud. They put him in a cell with a three hundred pound guy thick as a tree trunk with a shaved head and prison tattoos. Having heard what happens to new guys in prison and being nervous, he figures he had better introduce himself. He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, "Hi my name is Jack Hawkins." Added on Wednesday, December 21st Submitted by: SashafromRussia The key to the mid-east conflict is understanding what makes the Palestinians tick. Added on Tuesday, November 8th Submitted by: SashafromRussia At an international medical conference the doctors are discussing advances in medicine in their regions. An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." Added on Thursday, October 27th Traffic Jam and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?" Added on Tuesday, September 16th "This is a bleak time for the Republican Party. You know you have trouble when the least embarrassing guy in your group is Arnold Schwarzenegger." Added on Wednesday, September 3rd A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in Amish country for the office of assemblyman. Outside an Amish homestead, he saw a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote. Added on Tuesday, March 4th At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed. Added on Tuesday, March 4th A salesman was traveling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat, too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the nearest town. Added on Tuesday, January 15th A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. Added on Thursday, January 10th And now some words from our Leaders... |
