New Political JokesHere are our most recent 10 New Political Jokes. Be sure to rate as many of our Random Political Jokes as you want. Check our all of our other categories too! Back to New Jokes Added on Tuesday, March 4th At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed. Added on Tuesday, March 4th A salesman was traveling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat, too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the nearest town. Added on Tuesday, January 15th A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. Added on Thursday, January 10th And now some words from our Leaders... Added on Friday, November 2nd The prostitution bill was brought up before the senate. Added on Tuesday, October 16th "You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner." Added on Wednesday, February 7th A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them. Added on Wednesday, January 10th "There was a huge accident today. Apparently a bunch of Republican candidates trying to distance themselves from President Bush ran into a bunch of Democrat candidates trying to distance themselves from John Kerry. They just collided in the middle. It was gruesome." Added on Monday, December 11th A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. Added on Wednesday, October 18th "Fidel Castro is still in the hospital with a serious medical condition. He still thinks communism was a good idea until he was being rushed to the hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile." |