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Added on Monday, June 15th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

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Added on Thursday, September 25th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

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Added on Monday, September 22nd

You Might be a Redneck if...

You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

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Added on Wednesday, July 16th

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You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

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Added on Thursday, January 17th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your dog goes "oink!"

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Added on Friday, January 11th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.

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Added on Monday, January 7th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.

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Added on Thursday, December 6th

You might be a redneck...

If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru

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Added on Thursday, November 29th

You Might be a Redneck if...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

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Added on Tuesday, October 16th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You have a refrigerator just for beer.

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Added on Thursday, March 15th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've got more than one brother named, "Darryl."

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Added on Monday, March 12th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.

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Added on Wednesday, March 7th

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You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

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Added on Wednesday, March 7th

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Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

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Added on Wednesday, February 28th

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You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

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