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Added on Wednesday, April 30th
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
Added on Thursday, February 13th
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Added on Thursday, April 11th
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Added on Friday, February 1st Submitted by: SashafromRussia
Barely a week after lecturing poor little Johnny about copying off other children's papers in class, Principal Nick calls the poor little tyke back into his office.
Added on Wednesday, August 1st Submitted by: Scott
One day the teacher decides to ask the class a math question. He goes "if there are three ducks and the hunter shoots one, how many are left?"
Added on Monday, April 2nd
Little Johnny's dad had to go out of town on a business trip. So he squats down to have a serious talk with Johnny. "Johnny, I have to go out of town for a few days. So you have to be the man of the house and take care of everything for me. Can you do that?"
Added on Friday, March 23rd
On his 10th birthday, little Johnny's father took him aside. "I think you're old enough now that we should have a talk about the birds and the bees."
Added on Wednesday, March 7th
Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.
Added on Thursday, March 1st
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Added on Monday, February 27th
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?