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Added on Thursday, March 28th     Submitted by: Cassandra

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A: Liquor cabinet.

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Added on Friday, February 8th

Q: Where do lesbian Eskimos hangout?

A: The Klon-dike bar.

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Added on Monday, May 7th

Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbian?

A: May Lick Wah and Wah Lick May

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Added on Tuesday, April 3rd

Q: What can two femmes do in bed?

A: Each others makeup.

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Added on Monday, April 2nd

Q: How can you tell who the bride is at a lesbian wedding?

A: She is the one with the braided armpits.

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Added on Monday, March 19th

Q: What is a lesbian cheerleader yell?

A: Eat her out raw, raw, raw!

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Added on Tuesday, March 13th

There's a problem with a study that Defense Secretary Robert Gates says indicates most troops don't object to gays and lesbians serving openly in the armed forces.

What most male soldiers polled actually said was that they wouldn't have any problem with watching lesbian soldiers drill each other.

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Added on Monday, February 27th     Submitted by: Jaesyn

Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

A: Tu kan chu (Two can chew)

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Added on Monday, January 23rd     Submitted by: rl

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: How fast can they go?

A: Lickety split.

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Added on Tuesday, January 17th

Q: Why do lesbians like 600 pound women with yeast infections

A: Because it is like a whopper with cheese

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