New Lesbian Jokes

Added on Wednesday, March 12th

A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.

The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian.

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."

Added on Friday, January 11th

Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like?

A: Tongue in cheek!

Added on Thursday, January 10th

Q: How many femmes does it take to change a tire?

A: Two: one to call AAA and one to whine about the grease on her skirt.

Added on Tuesday, November 27th

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."

The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"

Added on Tuesday, November 13th

There once was a butch from Bremen

Who didn't like to have sex with men

Then her date wore a strap-on

Which she sat herself upon

And now she is suddenly fem'nin

Added on Friday, November 2nd

Q: What did the lesbian partners say to each other?

A: It's true, we do taste like chicken!

Added on Monday, October 15th

A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says "I want a 14 year old girl."

The madam responds 'I'm sorry but we don't serve minors to lickers here.

Added on Monday, October 15th

Two roommates came in one night and told their other roommate they were going to Le Mis.

The third roommate said, "Really?"

They replied, "Yeah, do you wanna come?"

She said, "Sure, let me get my strap-on."

Added on Friday, August 31st

Q: Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends?

A: Someone has to do the cooking!

Added on Wednesday, August 22nd

Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?

A: Gaylick.