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Added on Wednesday, February 12th
Added on Thursday, August 29th
Q: Why did the lawyer go to Heaven?
Added on Thursday, March 14th
Defendant: "Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer."
Added on Tuesday, July 31st
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed 'Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.'
Added on Tuesday, April 24th
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven.
Added on Tuesday, April 10th
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $50.00 to spend the night with that woman."
Added on Thursday, April 5th
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
Added on Thursday, March 8th
Did you hear about the new parachutes designed especially for lawyers? They open automatically on impact!
Added on Wednesday, February 29th
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, 'Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!'
Added on Tuesday, January 31st
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.