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Added on Friday, January 24th     Submitted by: Nick

Q: What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

A: A fake pirate will always say Rrrrrr, but a true pirate will always favor the 'C'.

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Added on Friday, January 24th     Submitted by: Ellen D

Q: Where do you find a down and out octopus?

A: Squid Row

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Added on Tuesday, October 15th

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger!

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Added on Monday, April 8th     Submitted by: shivram

Q: What's green and jumps around in your garden?

A: A spring onion

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Added on Monday, March 18th

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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Added on Tuesday, February 19th     Submitted by: Sasha From Russia

Q: What is the most dangerous American chemical weapon?

A: McDonald's.

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Added on Wednesday, January 23rd

Q: What is Ironman without any clothes?

A: Stark naked

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Added on Friday, January 11th

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta

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Added on Friday, January 11th

Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

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Added on Tuesday, January 8th

Q: Why were the teachers eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils.

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