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Added on Tuesday, May 27th

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock,
Cause Jill's real name was Randy!

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Added on Tuesday, August 20th     Submitted by: Kamara

Roses are Red Violets are fine

I'll be the six if you'll be the nine

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Added on Monday, March 25th

Roses are red and vilots are blue

If we have sex, your dreams will come true.

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Added on Thursday, January 24th     Submitted by: walt

This may be love I feel deep down
That is my friends' suggestion
But then again I ate too much
So it's likely indigestion

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Added on Tuesday, August 21st     Submitted by: Katty

Mary had a calculator,
She got it from her dad.
When it came to school exams,
She found she could not add!

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Added on Tuesday, July 3rd

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

When zombies attack- I hope they get you.

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Added on Monday, May 21st

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
Lil Bo Peep was giving him head,
Lil Bo Peep began to weep,
She could tell by the taste,
He'd been shagging her sheep!

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Added on Friday, April 27th

Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block

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Added on Friday, April 20th

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

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Added on Friday, April 6th

God made whiskey

God made Pepsi

God made me so god damn sexy

God made rivers

God made lakes

God made you... well we all make mistakes.

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