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New Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Added on Wednesday, September 17th

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?

A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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Added on Wednesday, August 13th

Q: How do you break a blonde's nose?

A: Place a dildo under a glass table!

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Added on Friday, July 25th

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?

She jumped out a basement window!

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Added on Monday, June 30th

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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Added on Monday, June 2nd

Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?

A: Air bubbles.

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Added on Thursday, May 22nd

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A: She manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

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Added on Tuesday, May 20th

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Added on Friday, May 9th

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?

A: The 19th hole.

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Added on Tuesday, May 6th

Q: What's a definition of socialism for a Blonde?

A: Partying!

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Added on Wednesday, April 30th

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

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