New Dirty JokesHere are our most recent 10 New Dirty Jokes. Be sure to rate as many of our Random Dirty Jokes as you want. Check our all of our other categories too! Back to New Jokes Added on Friday, September 5th I grabbed a shirt from the closet this morning and noted that it did not look familiar to me. I put it on and thought, "Nice shirt." Added on Wednesday, September 3rd A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "B-b-b-b-b-Boston." Added on Wednesday, September 3rd A bloke was complaining to his mate a few days after scoring a new woman. Added on Wednesday, September 3rd An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in Korea for his first time. While the rest of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the red light district of Pusan, our hero just can't get up the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a good time. Added on Wednesday, August 20th She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. Added on Thursday, July 31st Two explorers walking through a jungle stumble upon a tribe of savages, who promptly tie the two explorers up and take them to the chief of the tribe. The chief presents them with two options: death, or pungee. Added on Monday, July 21st An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. Added on Wednesday, July 16th A Boy and his Date Added on Wednesday, July 16th How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? Added on Monday, July 14th At about two in the afternoon, I was heading to the restroom after lunch and one of the stiffs in the office was there at the sink. I washed my hands then went over to the urinal. |

