New Clinton Jokes
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Added on Tuesday, June 26th
"Senator John McCain is denying rumors flying around Washington that he recently went out drinking with Hillary Clinton. McCain's exact quote was, 'Five years with the Vietcong was enough'."
Added on Tuesday, April 3rd
"Former President Bill Clinton has now struck a deal with several major food companies to supply schools with snacks that have less fat, less sugar and less salt. This is all part of Clinton's new program, 'No Child Left With A Big Behind.'"
Added on Friday, March 2nd
Q: How long does it take Hillary Clinton to have a shit?
Added on Monday, January 30th Submitted by: Sasha From Russia
If Hillary Clinton couldn't satisfy her own husband how in hell is she going to keep all Americans happy for four goddamn years?
Added on Wednesday, January 11th Submitted by: SashafromRussia
One of the Senate Chaplains, a very old Catholic priest, suffers a massive heart attack on the Senate floor. As they prepare to rush him to a hospital he whispers a dying request to one of the Senate pages that Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy accompany him in the ambulance. Aware of the flashing of press cameras and bright glare of the TV lights, the two Senators hold the priest's hands as he is taken away.
Added on Thursday, October 27th
Q: What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
Added on Thursday, August 4th Submitted by: SashafromRussia
There's a funny story about how Bill and Hillary first met at Yale... it seems they were both dating the same woman.
Added on Monday, July 14th
Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.
Added on Wednesday, April 16th
Added on Monday, December 3rd
Q: What does Hillary Clinton do in the morning after she shaves her pussy?