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Added on Monday, May 12th
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
Added on Friday, May 9th
Chuck Norris climbed Mt. Everest barefoot - carrying two Sherpas on his back.
Added on Tuesday, May 6th
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Added on Wednesday, April 30th
Viagra and Cialis are made from Chuck Norris' DNA.
Added on Friday, February 14th
Chuck Norris can read lips- with his eyes closed.
Added on Thursday, February 13th
Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.
Added on Wednesday, February 12th
The 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' are more accurately: Chuck Norris' right hand, left hand, right foot, and left foot.
Added on Sunday, January 26th
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Added on Friday, January 10th
Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore. With his feet.
Added on Thursday, December 19th
Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.
Added on Thursday, December 12th
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Added on Wednesday, December 4th
Bigfoot often tries to take pictures of Chuck Norris.
Added on Tuesday, October 15th Submitted by: Undertaker
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
Added on Thursday, October 10th
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Added on Thursday, August 29th
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He doesn't have to. He dares it to grow.