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Added on Monday, May 12th

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

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Added on Friday, May 9th

Chuck Norris climbed Mt. Everest barefoot - carrying two Sherpas on his back.

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Added on Tuesday, May 6th

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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Added on Wednesday, April 30th

Viagra and Cialis are made from Chuck Norris' DNA.

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Added on Friday, February 14th

Chuck Norris can read lips- with his eyes closed.

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Added on Thursday, February 13th

Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.

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Added on Wednesday, February 12th

The 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' are more accurately: Chuck Norris' right hand, left hand, right foot, and left foot.

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Added on Sunday, January 26th

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.

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Added on Friday, January 10th

Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore. With his feet.

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Added on Thursday, December 19th

Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.

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Added on Thursday, December 12th

A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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Added on Wednesday, December 4th

Bigfoot often tries to take pictures of Chuck Norris.

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Added on Tuesday, October 15th     Submitted by: Undertaker

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.

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Added on Thursday, October 10th

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Added on Thursday, August 29th

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He doesn't have to. He dares it to grow.

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