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Added on Sunday, August 12th Submitted by: SaudiSwerve
Q: What did Osama bin Laden and pantyhose have in common?
Added on Friday, April 6th
"Today President Bush is on a trip to California, but he and Republican Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger went out of their way to avoid each other. Experts say this is bad news for the Republican Party, but great news for the English language."
Added on Friday, March 23rd
Q: Why does President Bush hail from New Haven, Connecticut and Commie Chick Natalie Maines hail from Lubbock, Texas?
Added on Monday, January 9th
"President Bush just announced that next month he will host a White House conference on Malaria. Bush told reporters, 'I'm looking forward to meeting the Malarians.'"
Added on Sunday, August 5th
"President Bush is in Southeast Asia... and because of the metric system over there, his approval rating is actually 62."
Added on Friday, May 18th
President Bush calls in the Head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?"
Added on Friday, March 9th
"At Yale, Bush was president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in robbing others of their dignity. In fact, his senior year marked the first time in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush."
Added on Monday, December 4th
President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design".
Added on Friday, October 13th
"The Venezuelan President went to the U.N. and called Bush the devil. You could tell Bush was offended, because his tail stopped wagging. Bush said, 'I would love to answer your ridiculous charge that I'm the devil, but I'm a little too busy this week trying to unite my party behind torturing people.'"
Added on Tuesday, September 19th
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.