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Added on Wednesday, June 6th     Submitted by: xla

Chuck Norris cannot have hemorroids. Because he is a perfect asshole.

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Added on Wednesday, March 28th

Chuck Norris is so gay, when he got to Brokeback auditions he handed the other actors a 12" dildo pulled down his pants and asked who was first.

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Added on Wednesday, December 14th

Chuck Norris is so gay he is Coldplays groupy

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1976 Buccaneers, the worst team in NFL history, finishing their season 0-14 and losing by an average of 20 points per game. They were also shut out five times that season.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Jack Bauer was overheard saying to Chuck Norris, "Let's get this straight: the only reason you're still conscious is because I don't wanna carry you."

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many sex scenes?"

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris has yet to find the G-spot. Scientists find it perplexing that Chuck Norris doesn't know his way around his vagina.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

The only number Chuck Norris can divide by is 0, because Chuck Norris is the definition of nothing.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

The morning after sex with his girlfriend, Chuck Norris likes to greet her with breakfast in bed.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris has the ultimate World of Warcraft character! But he joins parties and leaves halfway through and always causes guild drama.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris once was at the theater watching Crossroads, when someone spotted him sending the following text message to someone: "Count me in on the gay clown orgy."

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris didn't really tell Admiral Akbar about the trap.

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Added on Thursday, March 16th

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.

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