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A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping her every time he came into the house. "Is there anything you can do?" she asked.
The doctor said, "Well, we could castrate him, and then he would no longer have a sex drive."
The woman replies, "That seems awfully harsh. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his breath?"