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Two nuns are driving through a desert just outside Transylvania at dusk. Out from behind a huge boulder, jumps a vampire. He leaps onto the bonnet of the car and starts clawing his way up to the windscreen. The nuns are starting to get very worried and one nun turns to the other and says "what should we do"?

The nun replies "wind down your window and show him your cross"!

So the nun winds down her window, sticks out her head and yells "Fuck off you bastard"!!!



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