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Top 10 Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
1 - Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
2 - The glass keeps missing your mouth.
3 - Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
4 - When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
5 - Vampires get woozy after biting you.
6 - The only drinking problem is not having a drink right now.
7 - At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
8 - Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
9 - When vomiting becomes a relief.
10 - You're having a hard time staying on the sidewalk - left, right, stumble, fall...