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Top 10 Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
1 - You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2 - You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
3 - Job interfering with your drinking.
4 - Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5 - Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
6 - The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7 - Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8 - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9 - Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 - "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.