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There is a long Russian tradition of Vovochka jokes, similar to the American Little Johnny jokes. Here is one:
Vovochka drew a fly on the class gradebook. Maria Ivanovna saw the fly sitting on the notebook and slammed it with a ruler. The fly didn't fly away. So she slammed the log once again; again, the fly didn't fly away. This drove Maria Ivanovna really mad, so she started to pound the log with the ruler and, as a result, the gradebook became a bunch of torn sheets of paper.
Then Maria Ivanovna called Vovochka's father to school. "You see what your son did to our class gradebook?"
"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last month, he drew a naked woman on a fence and then, for two weeks straight, I had to pull splinters out of my dick."