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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher was giving a vocabulary lesson. The word of the day was "indefinitely." She asked if any of the children could use it in a sentence. Little Johnny's hand shot straight up, but she chose another student: - "Indefinitely. The clouds stretched indefinitely across the sky."
"Very good, Veronica. How about another, Timmy?"
"I waited in line for the bus indefinitely"
"Another excellent example. Thank you."
Johnny was really going crazy and finally the teacher decided to call on him, he seemed so much to want to contribute. - "By the way my balls banged against her buttocks I knew I was in definitely."