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John McCarthy gets home after being released from prison. He gets together with the lovely Jill who has been waiting for him all this time, and they prepare for their first bonk in five years.
"John, I know this might be difficult for you after all this time, so if there's anything special you want me to do, go fast or slow or anything, just say and I'll do it."
"Well, there are two things..." replies John.
"Yes, tell me what you want, it'll be okay."
"First, I want to take you from behind...doggy style...up the ass."
She pales slightly, swallows and says: "Well, okay then, we can do that if that's what you want. What's the second thing?"
"And can I call you Henry?"